Training courses now available for men

It is no longer a secret - men are completely helpless (or pretend to be) when it comes to household chores or everyday life realities.

Unless you are of a somewhat masochistic nature, I strongly advise you against asking them to vacuum or do the dishes.

The may not serve you with a blunt "no" right from the start, but the outcome will be so disastrous, you'll never want to experience the terror again.

Let's face it - a man must be carefully led all over the house, while you patiently explain to him the mysteries that lie beneath the friendly face of the refrigerator, the dark objects that hide in the closet and the intricate ways of using the washing machine (but don't kid yourselves, he'll never use that one).

Do not despair though - at least you can make fun of your husband or boyfriend when teaching them the following training courses. Humiliating him (just a bit) can be a wonderful reward in itself.

1. Introduction to common household objects I: The Mop

2. Introduction to common household objects II: The Sponge

3. Dressing up: Beyond the Wedding and the Funeral

4. Refrigerator forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead

5. Design pattern or splatter stain on the linoleum? - You CAN Tell the Difference!

6. Accepting loss I: If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away

7. Accepting loss II: If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator

Won't Bring It Back

8. Going to the supermarket - It's Not Just for Women Anymore!

9. Recycling skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In

10. Recycling skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In

11. Bathroom etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink

12. Bathroom etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!

13. Bathroom etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!

14. Giving back to the community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the poor

15. Retro, or just hideous?: Re-examining Your '70s Polyester Shirts

16. Knowing the limitations of your kitchenware: No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves

17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!

18. Strange but true!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means

19. Going out to dinner: Beyond Fast Food Restaurants

20. Expand your entertainment options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category

21. Yours, mine, and ours: Sharing the Remote

22. "I could have played a better game than that!": Why Women Laugh

23. Adventures in housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet

24. Adventures in housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed

25. "I don't know": Be the First Man to Say It!

26. The gas gauge in your car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty

27. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them

28. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime

29. Accepting your limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It